stuffedster: SUNDAY
The lovely Stuffedster has posted my stuffed art thing: SUNDAY. It's cool. You all should post your various important plush things.
Previously on Stuffedstrer: robot.sock.monkey

you guys have probably already seen these websites, but i present to you...
overheard in new york and it's slightly less humorous companion site, overheard in the office for your enjoyment.

i also proffer a small sampling...

Drunk guy: If you come in and dance with me, I'll buy you a drink.
Sober girl: No, thanks. There's a five dollar cover.
Drunk guy: If you come in and dance with me, I'll give you five dollars.
Sober girl: I don't dance.
Drunk guy: I think you're hot.
Sober girl: I'm sorry...Watch out. You're setting yourself on fire.
Drunk guy: I'm on fire for you, baby!

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

I am not smoking. I am trying not to leave the house/room unless I have to. If I leave, then I will go to the store and buy smokes. This is fun!

so i was on the bus today.

the bus driver had stopped and was starting up again.

this big old truck started to back up and the bus had to stop short.

"oh snap", yelped the bus driver.

to the amusement of the lady waiting to get off a the next stop.

who giggled b/c this big old bus driver said oh snap.

she kept reapeating it till she got off.

val is probably the only one who will actually appreciate this...


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