So, I think this is going to be my new employer:
I will be an on-site technician for setting up these funky gadgets.
It is salaried, so if they don't have any place to send me, I get to sit at home and get paid to do nothing. They even allow me to keep all frequent flyer points and stuff that I acrue while staying at hotels and renting cars and stuff. Eh? What do you's people think?